Twenty Americans were injured and six died because of gun violence last Tuesday.That night in Las Vegas, 13 Republican presidential candidates appeared in debates, reaffirming their claims that radical jihadists are hiding under our beds.There wasn鈥檛 a word devoted to the lives lost of 12,662 ...
Heil Trump!Beware of kittens!I have it on good information that kittens are trying to take over the world.If I run for president (I鈥檓 still not completely sure I won鈥檛), invading kittens will be the foundation of my campaign.I鈥檝e learned from Donald Trump that if he loudly repeats an ...
鈥淕ive me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free鈥� 鈥xcept when I鈥檓 a Republican running for president鈥滻nscription on the Statue of Liberty. (I added the second part)In 1883, when Emma Lazarus penned her stirring poem that鈥檚 on the pedestal of the Statue ...
The only thing that stemmed the media鈥檚 increasing scrutiny of Dr. Ben Carson鈥檚 biography, temporarily at least, was the fourth Republican presidential debate.Carson had been so incensed about every perceived crack in his life story, that he鈥檇 started to double down on his stories about ...
Have you noticed that every one of these candidates say, 'Obama's weak. Putin's kicking sand in his face. When I talk to Putin, he's going to straighten out.鈥� Then it turns out they can't handle a bunch of CNBC moderators at the debate.鈥漃resident Obama at a New York fundraiser last Monday ...
Some people who know me, mistakenly believe that I that I feel it鈥檚 the end of the world, the moment the Pittsburgh Pirates get eliminated from the play-offs.Nope!My official day of mourning follows the final pitch of the World Series.So, long after Andrew McCutchen clears out his PNC Park ...