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According To Hofmann

The awe-inspiring notion of dollar stores never dawned on me until I was trying to find straws inside of one.Before I get to the straw story, it鈥檚 best to start with the phenomenon known as the dollar stores.If you鈥檝e never seen one, you must be legally blind. Otherwise, just look outside ...

According to Hofmann: Shelved elves

I know it鈥檚 not even Thanksgiving yet, and I鈥檓 writing about what鈥檚 mostly a Christmas-themed subject, but everyone else seems to be doing it, so I caved to peer pressure.A story out of Georgia recently caught my eye: a county judge issued a tongue-in-cheek motion banning Elf on a ...

It鈥檚 not often that I鈥檓 appalled by a box of cereal, but then again, I thought pulling someone鈥檚 finger was a legitimate digestive aid until I turned 40.So it鈥檚 of little surprise that I noticed something sitting next to the box of frosted cereal on the countertop the other day. No, it ...

According to Hofmann: Trick or defeat

I was recently going through some old childhood photos, trying to pinpoint the exact date where everything started to go wrong. Right now, I鈥檓 thinking it can be either 1998 or 1999, so I can stop blaming Y2K now.Anyway, I came across a photo of me for Halloween as a vampire on a bright, ...

I always say I do my best thinking when I鈥檓 either sitting on the toilet or driving around.If I can figure out a way to do those things at the same time, I鈥檇 truly be unstoppable.In my bathroom, we have a small dresser in front of the toilet that holds magazines, a book or two, hygiene ...

I鈥檝e been really wanting to take advantage of purchasing groceries online for pickup and delivery, but that 鈥渇amily鈥 of mine insists that we grocery shop at the store so I can 鈥済et some air,鈥 so I can 鈥渟top practicing to be a hermit鈥 and so I can 鈥渞elearn social ...