A story filed in the You鈥檝e Gotten Old Dept. happened after my wife and I purchased a Nintendo Switch video game system for our 10-year-old for Christmas.It was one of the greatest Christmas presents she鈥檒l hardly ever play with 鈥� mainly because my wife and I found a Monopoly video game ...
Let鈥檚 face it, Valentine鈥檚 Day isn鈥檛 for everyone.I mean, they say there鈥檚 always someone for somebody, they say there鈥檙e always more fish in the sea, they say it鈥檚 better to have love and lost than to have loved at all, they say lightning never strikes twice in a bottle, they say a ...
Something strange happened the other day when I took a sip of my stepdaughter鈥檚 bottle of flavored water, and it wasn鈥檛 because she served it to me out of a hollowed-out artificial leg.The strangeness of it was my first thought being, 鈥淲ow! That tastes like actual artificial ...
Of all the emails that trickle through the cracks to and drip on my computer, the one that didn鈥檛 get flushed happened to be about a survey by Enviro-Master, a health and safety company, about what they call the risky business of using public restrooms.So, if you鈥檙e thinking this is finally ...
It鈥檚 true what they say, every rose has its thorn, every head has its tail, every yin has its yang and every Cheech has its Chong.It鈥檚 also true that every act of fun has its consequence. In the case of a night with too much drinking, the consequence is a morning hangover.Even the most ...
The procrastination involved with taking down Christmas lights is a phenomenon that scientists are eventually going to get around to studying when there鈥檚 a warm day and when they have a free afternoon.I certainly put off taking down my lights this year. It wasn鈥檛 the latest I ever kept ...
