A recent vacation has reinforced my longing for a staycation, which is where you鈥檙e off work, but you stay at home and watch television for a week and see what kind of molds and fungus grow from your living corpse.I鈥檝e taken plenty of staycations during my single days. I spent one memorable ...
Has there ever been an established protocol of thanking someone for holding a door open when going through two sets of doors?It鈥檚 something I think about way more than the number of times recommended by my OCD therapist, who said there wasn鈥檛 even a condition for my obsession and labeled it ...
Maybe it鈥檚 the pandemic, but lately, I鈥檝e really taken notice how people sneeze...and then writing down their name, license plate number and if they sneezed in their sleeve or in their hands. I send those findings to the CDC...maybe the FBI depending how they wiped their nose following the ...
I didn鈥檛 want to write yet another column about my ongoing belief that computers are going to take us over like I learned from movies like 鈥淭he Terminator鈥�, 鈥淭he Matrix鈥� and 鈥淭hrow Momma From the Train鈥�, but please keep in mind that the machines were the ones forcing my hand ...
They say the cause and effect of overeating and weight gain is considered to be something of a 鈥渧icious cycle.鈥滲eing what the doctors diagnosed as a 鈥渓ard butt,鈥� I happen to agree; however, I wouldn鈥檛 refer to it as being 鈥渧icious鈥� at all. It鈥檚 more like a frustrating cycle ...
The other day, I found myself compelled to look up as many different definitions of the word 鈥渕emorabilia鈥� as I could. I even went as far as researching totally reliable sources including Webster鈥檚 Dictionary, The Oxford English Dictionary, Google and the guy in a bear costume who ...
