I recently started to think a lot about the concept of birthdays because people on my Facebook page just insisted that I was going through one.It鈥檚 not that I don鈥檛 know the point of a birthday--it鈥檚 to document your age, even though more and more, people say it鈥檚 only how old you feel ...
A familiar tune in the past few weeks is being diligent with personal hygiene by pretty much staying as sterile as a brain surgeon about to conduct a craniectomy and staying twice as drunk, too.So, of course, the general public does what it does best during these trying situations, which is ...
Well, folks, Easter is coming up...well, today! Surprise!I have to admit that Easter isn鈥檛 my favorite holiday 鈥� doesn鈥檛 even make the top five. In fact, it barely beat out Arbor Day.It鈥檚 a shame that, as one of the top two Christian holidays, Easter isn鈥檛 as wildly as popular as it ...
Well, I have to start out this week鈥檚 column with an apology because the subject of the column, April Fool鈥檚 Day, has already passed.I mean, you can鈥檛 blame me for forgetting to write it before the April Fool鈥檚 Day, as I鈥檝e been busy stockpiling ham, surgical masks, gin and weapons to ...
I鈥檝e been going back and forth on whether I was going to write a column on COVID-19, the coronavirus, Wu Tang Flu, etc.On one hand, it鈥檚 a very serious subject that does not jive with my juvenile insensibilities. On the other hand, there are many that have not let the seriousness of this ...
As I find myself more or less confined at home this week, I didn鈥檛 want to spend all my free time sitting in a chair and blankly staring at a wall, so I decided to think up a few of my favorite unintentional movie villains while I sat in a chair and blankly stared at a wall.If you鈥檙e ...
